Well, as Jamie Hyneman discovered during his time on MythBusters:

Jamie Hyneman said:

We've found that duct tape is not a perfect solution for anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution for just about everything.

Alanis, killed by a director named Muelsyse

And remember, if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.