Dr. Starlight: It's come to my attention that the chairman of the National Unity Party is about to transfer his sy-on into Eden Academy in a few days. Here's the plan. We befriend the sy-on and hold his plans ransom for... ONE MILLION DALCS.
"The key to this plan is the giant laser. It was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it the Alan Parsons Project."