Ah, donuts! Donuts are so delicious, indeed~!And furthermore, they're shaped like a zero, so they must have zero calories, indeed~Frozen foods are below zero degrees, so they must have zero calories, indeed!Therefore, shaved ice and ice cream must be non-caloric and healthy foods, indeed!Aah, I can't stop myself from eating fried foods! I simply cannot!Calories are weak to heat so these must also have zero calories as a matter of course!W-w-w-why has my weight increased!?'Tis strange indeed! Simply inconceivable!Zero-Calorie TheoryVERYHEAVY
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