Not gonna lie. When I uploaded this, I thought it was Hawkeye. Then I noticed the metal arm/leg.

Dammit, Ed, why do you have such childbearing hips?! Also, commentary from KL:

"I didn't know it was so hard to try and mimick an H game style lol. Omggg dodge and burn, dodge and burnnn. エロゲパロ？ｗｗｗｗｗ　Ep29かわいいです"

I am going to pretend that it is a genderswap.
Yah a genderswap. Nothing wrong at all.

Oh, Edward. If only I were gay and have two penises; One for lolis and one for you.
Sadly, no. None at all.

Soooo wrong.. on sooooo many levels..

You can't run from the fact this is man. Naked man. Dangerously reminding a woman.

I'd hit it.

Kono Hentai!!!!

Says the very angry Ed. The Colonel is gonna end up in the sick bay after this.