Is it just me, or do those two look like Black Star and Tsubaki?

You got that damn right.

I keep pressing the button, but it doesn't play, help?

.... and yes, I know somebody will not understand it's a joke, so I'm destroying the joke from the beginning by pointing out it was meant as a joke

Your joke was bad and you should feel bad.

and so we have the first person. That didn't take long