I hope my lap will be sufficient for you?What's wrong?Are you hurt? Or sick?Nonononono don't be so worried while hugging me like this!*pop*
*breath*No, it's not thatI think the champagne just made me a little tipsy.I just need to take a nap!Ah, I see.Then please,I've heard that in the modern world the "lap pillow" is an effective medicine for such ills.Her royal assault is merciless!
