Dad can't complain that the fire that cooks his food will sometimes burn his fingers.

the down sides of being with Big Booba.

"Down with the Thickness - Slightly Unwell

He knew what he was signing up for.

Sometimes you have to suffer to live in heaven. And he'll gladly suffer for his.

It doesn't look like they would do much damage, I mean, they're (presumably) soft and he's a pretty buff guy.

indexador2 said:

It doesn't look like they would do much damage, I mean, they're (presumably) soft and he's a pretty buff guy.

Given enough speed, any item with mass can do damage.
In this case, the angular momentum alone would be enough to crush wooden planks, or bricks even.
Heck, those already occured in real life.

indexador2 said:

It doesn't look like they would do much damage, I mean, they're (presumably) soft and he's a pretty buff guy.

pretty sure that something like two large watermelons slamming on your chest would cause not just discomfort.