What.

The.

Fuck?

Seconded. It seems the story goes from a celebration of Sanae becoming a selected character in the new ZUN's game to some random stories that comes as a consequence of Kanako baking a cake (death of Nitori and Freezer). Dont try to understand the story, it doesnt make sense.

Oh god, the parts that are translated are hilarious.

Nightmare fuel
soulcrushing stuff it actually made me feel bad for a sec in nitori's death
and of course the tag what
everything is here

Still waiting for full translation

This really deserves a what tag

this must be one of the must fucked up self advertisement ever. I don't even know what to make of this... and for that, I'm happy

*Blinks several times and opens his mouth to say something, but then quickly shuts it again as he's got NOTHING.*

That manga doujinshi drawn by someone called Hitori... I must buy it.

Oh god, why does this exist and why can't I stop looking at it?

This is advertising at it's finest

tl;dr

What'd I miss?

I'm horrified... I need a hug...

Translation complete. I'm spent.

_dk said:
Translation complete. I'm spent.

Don't die from exhaustion now, like Nitori

This is the most beautiful advertisement I have ever seen.

Ok now with the finish translation

this is still a more what manga than before

god

what kind of drugs did he use

Kabi said:
Ok now with the finish translation

this is still a more what manga than before

god

what kind of drugs did he use

I don't think even taking the world's most powerful hallucinogen could result in this

Wait when and how did Dhalism die?

It's really messed up!
Reminds me of the MAD magazine.

wat

Epic.

Beautiful.

This has got to be one of the most terrifying and hilarious things on the internet. Thank you, Japan, for forever fucking with one's personal perception of "sanity".

Amazing.

SonicZX said:
Wait when and how did Dhalism die?

Dunno but it says marisa was fighting instead of dhalism

My god... What a work of art.

Hmm, this is funny. But now that it's all translated, I don't really think this should have the 'what' tag.

This is 1) an ad for the author's other manga and
2) a long-winded speech about the necessity of criticizing a troublesome work without attacking the author personally.

And for an exercise, he went off on tangents to give us something to complain about! How wonderful!

My favorite part was when Suwako bribed Aya and Shiki.

I'm confused. Is the cake a boy or a girl?

Even with the full translation, I still believe this deserves the "what" tag.

This is probably the greatest thing I've read on Danbooru nonetheless. Truly a work of art.

_dk said:
Translation complete. I'm spent.

You're a real trooper. I thank you.

Now thats tripping.

_dk said:
Translation complete. I'm spent.

Good job there I have no words to express the extent of the deed you have done. Please rest

Nanashi_1337 said:
Seconded. It seems the story goes from a celebration of Sanae becoming a selected character in the new ZUN's game to some random stories that comes as a consequence of Kanako baking a cake (death of Nitori and Freezer). Dont try to understand the story, it doesnt make sense.

The message is actually quite obvious. Don't waste food.

Domura said:
Oh god, why does this exist and why can't I stop looking at it?

Because you're almost as insane as I am.

SonicZX said:
I don't think even taking the world's most powerful hallucinogen could result in this

You must not know bout ZUN, you must not bout ZUN!

Hooray! Advertisement saves an old man's life! It's wonderful how media can be these days.

Manly tears were shed for Lord Fri... Cake. Goddamnit, this is the best thing i ever saw on Danbooru.

I dont know what the fuck did I just saw...
But it was awesome

My brain is full of fuck.

wvmmhxkh said:
god damn this fucking hat.

Agreed, the hat has to be the most disturbing thing in this wonderfully disturbed piece.

I'm going to die. I hope I can rest in peace.

And you guys should do some sincere applause for Hitori...

QUICK! Before I die!

THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIEEEE!!!

Brain cells, I lost them.

So I have finished reading this, and appear to have grown a beard, and it is no longer snowy outside. What year is it?

Hey, is that a ring I see on Nitori's finger at the scene where she blushes?

I tried to understand this...

My brain is officially broken in too many pieces to put back together.

Jesus Christ!!! Injecting a G-Virus to a cake...and adding Freeza's DNA this is beyond....

Epic mindfuck is epic.

the fuck did I just read?

chimeratech said:
the fuck did I just read?

i will steal your words and use them as my own

If only all advertisement was like this.

Why cant i read it ? i see the boxes but not the picture !!! T_T why !?!??!!

My Account > Settings >Show Image Samples

Instant favorite. This level of mindfuckery is straight out old Mad magazines.

LZRS said:
THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIEEEE!!!

damn it, you said it already!

THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! WHAT HAVE I JUST READ?

Bumping cause this work is at the same level of epicness of What that can even be compared to Zun's works !!!

Danbooru was created to post this single shit

Thank God I understood the first half... The second half just raped my mind.

Himegami_Akane said:
Thank God I understood the first half... The second half just raped my mind.

NO, DON'T USE YA COMMON SENSE, wanna end up like nitori... or mannitori... whatever?

gladwort said:
I'm confused. Is the cake a boy or a girl?

LZRS said:
THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIEEEE!!!

also, what is this I don't even...

oh my god! *explodes* ...
*reverses* god my oh.
/making Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt reference

... seriously, what the fuck is this shit?
I...I-I see two stuff which are equally insane within 24 hours...(Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and this)

what the fuck.

Seriously, I have never seen such amazing and awesome mindfuck ever.

Jesus, the shit that goes on in my head may be insane, but Hitori manages to take insanity and concentrate it into a sheer beam of pure mindfuckery.

Jesus Christ, it's like ThirtyH's, Touhou style.

Oh god.
What did I just read.

I think I need to go lie down.

I had a head once.

It's gone now.

That hat. It stares into my soul. What's left of it after reading this, of course.

let them eat cake

I sit back,take it all in, and think for a minute... All I have to say is, Tewi and Teruyo are really very beautiful in some of those panels.

What? Why? How?

Well, then.

What the fuck did I just read, wasnt about Sanae being a PC...?

Greatest Advertisement EVER!!! Imagine if all the companies advertised like this!!! Commercials would be better than the actual shows!
Also, what the hell did I just read?! I thought this was an actual story, then it went all mind screw on us...

> Add to Favorites

We all might as well stop looking for things on the internet, we have found the best it has to offer right here.

this was magnificent

Almost heart warming to the scene of father Nitori somehow made me sad

Man, that's deep, just think abo-WHADDAFUK

I...

...okay.

Undoubtedly the best thing Danbooru has ever received...

It drifts away from sanae then to lord cake... i laughed and shitted and vomited at the same time

My inner child is weeping right now.

and many "what?!"s were had today

My god... This is the best thing ever...

What the balls?

Thats what I got from the Story:
Sanae became a playable charakter. Kanako made (very disgusting looking) cake for celebration and blew up the oven quite a few times. Nitori died of exhaustion cause of too much work (repairing the oven). Then mad Kappas, Suwako bribed Aya and Shiki to make them look better in public. Then sad father of Nitori and then I lost track.

Nitori, Kaguya, and Tewi are really cute! Imagine what Hitori could do, if only he would give up this life of evil!

Lord Cake's words about maker,work and user are so true...

You know, this really didn't bother me. I'm used to weird stuff. It's what I live for. The more random, the better.

Until it got to the speech about caring for others' feelings. Delivered by Frieza.

Then my head exploded.

Nitori! Lord Cake! I never cried in confusion before! :'C

This was like reading someone's train of thought. Probably makes sense in context, but to an average observer, it makes no sense.

I swear my stomach was grumbling a minute ago before I read this.

Nitori's part of story actually made me shed MANLY tears.

I wonder what combo of narcotics was mixed to create this masterpiece

This is one hell of a preview...

The best thing on Danbooru.

The.

Best.

My mind.
I want it back.

Wait, what the fuck did I just read?

im not exactly sure what to feel
im not sure

Is Hitomi still active?

I have heard something about he was in bad shape and all.

Fuck what the?

I............But....that cake....And....I..I....ROLLING FOR FUCKING SAN LOSS.

*Rolls for SAN loss... Passed.*

...Well, now. That was one glorious ad. Four uniqe themes all seamlessly rolled into one. The third quarter (after Lord Cake achieved his Final Form) was especially awe-inspiring.

*Rolls for SAN loss again... SAN -45*

What the hell am I reading here... And how the hell did it actually make sense?!

And all is right in the world.

I've lost count how many time i said "What" at this comic. This is mankind best works of art

Qpax said:

Nitori's part of story actually made me shed MANLY tears.

Nitori must have come back to life using the power of the seven Miko Balls. But, will Shikieiki and Komachi accept her being back in Gensokyo? Find out on the next episode of Miko Ball Z!

Then a fight with five episodes of just powering up.

I'm not sure what's weirder: this ad or the fact that I pretty much understood and followed the train of thought that this doujin had.

This is the ultimate what-the-fuck of all time. It will truly be decades until something else can top this comic's surrealism

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?

That doujin was a wild ride.

I want to get off Hitori's wild ride

What´s this bookmark? I do not remember this........

27772 pixels later

Well, now I feel somehow accomplished....

All the "What?" aside, the part where mr.cake monologuing is really profound

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Is this the peak of doujinshi?

this is completely normal nowdays

I'm about to make Don Quixote look like Descartes with the amount of sanity I'm about to lose trying to understand this