Isn't she a dreamboat!?

Sounds rather intriguing! Would you mind being my guinea pig!?

Aaaarrrugh?

There's that word again, "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Whoa, wait a minute, are you telling me that she... ...has got the hots for me!? Whoa... this is heavy...

This is more serious than I thought. Apparently your grandmother is amorously infatuated with you.