While this is quite sexy, I can't imagine that's very good for the piano. Those things are expensive.

Also, that actually looks like a real piece of music behind her. I have to wonder what it is.

Hey Bobby, play that one about falling down the stairs.

Not sure if slap the shit out of that whore for what she is doing to the grand piano with her juices, or fuck her senseless with the disharmonious noise of those keys being pounded.