epic win !

Clever.

A woman's best friend?

Source?

"So, how was work, Richard?"

"Ah, I work with a buncha pussies!"

This is a prime example of a what post.

This is how women see men.

aye, never let a woman tell others only men think with the gutter. Men are only shameless about it, women are hypocrite about it

dandan said:
aye, never let a woman tell others only men think with the gutter. Men are only shameless about it, women are hypocrite about it

QFT...then again, that's because of social norms...women are SUPPOSE to not have overly sexual thoughts and are often mistreated for expressing them because it's not ladylike. Men are taught from an early age that sex is good and that they SHOULD express it because it's manly.

Of course, times have changed but not by too much.

I wonder where you live, and how old you are.

parents always drilled me to keep my thing in my pants, not express my manliness. Though, things may have chanced in those last 20 years so no idea

dandan said:
I wonder where you live, and how old you are.

parents always drilled me to keep my thing in my pants, not express my manliness. Though, things may have chanced in those last 20 years so no idea

LOL! Did I not say things changed? Even still, it's a widely accepted that males exert their sexuality and girls more or less keep it to their self.

And I'm old enough...never ask a lady her age. ROFL!

its the same for how many relationships did you have

if a man slept with 20 woman he is a winner
if a woman slept with 20 man she is a slut

this has got to be a dupe

it is, but it was posted like 2 years ago so eh

God my eyes have been defiled. Someone please kill me now.

Fatal_Exception said:
"So, how was work, Richard?"

"Ah, I work with a buncha pussies!"

Yeah but if you ask them, the dudes a real dick.

now I know what a dickhead looks like, so how about you show that dickface of yours?

TheMuffinMan said:
Yeah but if you ask them, the dudes a real dick.

"Well being a dick ain't so bad.
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

10 cheeseburgers to you for the priceless "Team America" monologue.

"You greedy dick! Put that rice down!"

gladwort said:
10 cheeseburgers to you for the priceless "Team America" monologue.

That and 10 internets. Bravo, friend. Bravo.

Dildo Man ?

RiderFan said:
"Well being a dick ain't so bad.
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!"

I c what u did there ^_^

Haha... that's messed up.