I'm going to leave the second panel bubble untranslated because Marine made a pun and I'm no good at translating puns. She said "Kaizoku ga yama ni haittara, sanzoku nanda wa. which means "A bandit is when a pirate enters the mountains." The kanji for pirate literally translates to "Ocean thief" and the kanji for bandit literally translates to "Mountain thief".

CGrascal said:

I'm going to leave the second panel bubble untranslated because Marine made a pun and I'm no good at translating puns. She said "Kaizoku ga yama ni haittara, sanzoku nanda wa. which means "A bandit is when a pirate enters the mountains." The kanji for pirate literally translates to "Ocean thief" and the kanji for bandit literally translates to "Mountain thief".

"Mountain roads are too 'scurvy for a pirate to climb"?
"Besides, you know that thing about mountain roads? 'Scurvy."
"I'll be literally shivering my timbers off in the woods"?

NNescio said:

"Mountain roads are too 'scurvy for a pirate to climb"?

"I'll be literally shivering my timbers off in the woods"?

"If I wanted to travel roads, I'd be a highwayman"?