Well... huh. I did put this in my translation backlog already, but translating it here would save me a fuckton of time (both in actual work and in procrastination because typesetting is a pain in the ass) and effort.

...Assuming uploading a doujin wholesale is allowed here. If this is still here when I get off this weekend, I'll crank out the translation real quick. All the dialogue's pretty simple anyway.