Your commentary is not funny.

But thanks for the translation.

And seriously, how does Mikuru avoid having a hospital wing named after her?

Thanks to _windward_ for the translation, multiple head wounds to ash_ka_chan for note vandalism.

I think this would have been better when the "Ambulance" part would have been left out. But I really wonder how she can survive even one minute constantly getting into misfortune after misfortune...