It's fully possible to be bad with the tongue. If Yui wants fast tongue action then Ritsu's tongue can get sore pretty quickly if she's not used to it. We all know Ritsu is kinda of lazy and irresponsible which may lead to a slow or boring feast.
In other news police are still baffled by what could have motivated the brutal slaying of a teenage girl last night. She was apparently found this morning dead in bed with the words "You weren't very good either slut" scrawled in blood over her nude body.
When questioned a police spokesmen was quoted as saying: "She must have said something to really piss off whoever did this..."
DocAquatic said: Complete inability to identify sarcasm and parody.
Seriously why do I even bother, even when I make it so absurdly over the top that no sane person should take it seriously people still do… It was a parody of the obligatory “She insulted your manhood kill her!” type response only turned up to such an absurd degree it should have been obvious it wasn’t serious. Now thinking it wasn’t funny is fair enough, thinking it was a serious remark is retarded.
Then again what was I expecting I once posted an “lol clearly photoshopped” comment in response to a bunch of random inaccurate comments about an image which I even followed with a tongue stuck out smiley and someone flamed me as a moron for thinking it was shopped.
Besides even if I did really think that it would hardly preclude having sex. You do have a TV yes? So you’ve seen the kind of total scum even attractive women will have sex with yes?
"You're not very good, are you?" "Hey! It's my first time!" "What? Are you shy? Maybe this will make you less shy..." *begins performing fellatio (post #442604)*
*Danbooru users give okayillgonow the raised eyebrow*
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