All translated! Thanks to the Touhou r/place Hijack Artists team for publishing the text translation on the Discord server for me to proofread + improve + put them into Danbooru! Also, to any future translators, if you're able to find any errors, please reply to me!
Then, how about this?Just put this in your room, and you'll feel its positive effects immediately!chatteringchattering♪Ta-da!♪I'm also a bit curious about whatever your stuff is, but I don't really need more things as of now...If you buy one right now, you'll get one more for free! Isn't this a great deal for you?Listen to me, please.*sigh* I'm sorry, but we're busy here.Yeah, sorry.
I should have said it clearly last time.Here's a Feng Shui statue that I painstakingly created!