'Doesn't That Hurt?' Who?

You see a shark fin above water heading your way, the Jaws theme starts playing. It gets closer the music get louder and faster.

Suddenly you see another fin...no wait it's a huge boner poking out of the water. Both you and the shark swim for your lives, the music even louder and faster.

The boner chases down the shark and you manage to get to the safety of the beach thinking you got away but then a guy in suit stands over you demanding money for using copyrighted music.