The link in the commentary seems to be dead, so I don't know what it's referring to.

I did a search using that link and it seems to be a parody of this:
Fake bonfire stunt gets Kyoto residents riled amid bon season

Guess it's not enough to just have it explode these days. Now we have to launch it into space.

Dattix said:

Guess it's not enough to just have it explode these days. Now we have to launch it into space.

Far into space off into another galaxy.

Yukari: "Immortals, You defy the gods? I sentence you to travel among unknown stars. Until you find the Kingdom of Hakurei your bodies will be as lifeless as stone!"

I call this series Uu~lysses 31.