Dear customer...Seeing as the two of you are on speaking terms, I was hoping...You're pretty stingy too.Isn't this a little shortchanged?Oh my.Whelp, best go and purify myself then.Oh mercy, I didn't mean to-I guess she was hoping you'd pick up her tab...Ah, shucks! How cheap do you have to be to mooch a measly cuppa tea!!Speaking of marks, I found a real good one!A real does-as-she-pleases type!That right, that right...Good grief.That's quite the puff she took.Thank you for your patronage!
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