You're a boat! How are you stranded on an island!?
Well, before the translation, I was gonna guess, "Outta gas?" Can't quite decide whether that's funnier than what we have here.
Alanis, killed by overexposure
Sorry, I got so caught up in the moment that I took us all the way to this uninhabited island.Boat's done for, too...No, on the contrary - this is perfect!!The Admiral and I... we shall be this island's Adam and Eve!!Whaaa!?Shipwrecked