Reader-added tags include "Operation: Erase a Crime with Penguins", "Penguinium abuse", and "The Zero-Crime/Calorie Theory".

(This last refers to the "Zero-Calorie Theory", a routine by Mikio Date of the comedy team Sandwichman. Its postulates include:

- Persimmon seed crackers have zero calories because they're small and spicy and burn calories naturally.

- Compressing sponge cake will reduce it to zero calories, because the calories fly off into the air as you crush it smaller.

- Since calories have the property of gathering in the center of things, foods with a hollow center such as donuts have zero calories. The "O" shape also represents zero calories, so you won't get fat.)

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