Note to self: Never try to translate hentai.

You have just saved yourself a good deal of pain.

It's nice to know that despite our vast differences, even eastern and western cultures have share commonalities like hair-pulling-ly awful porn dialogue.

Hahah, definitely hair-pulling-ly awful!
It`s not 100% accurate, so I left the translation_request tag there if a more experienced translator wants to try his luck xD But I guess an approximate translation is better than none for now(?)

My reaction when I started translating was
"wait..what?"
And I swore I'd never do it again.

I made a few changes.

Sometimes it's all about the laughably bad dialogue. Translating it can be surprisingly habit-forming.

Ah, everything suddenly makes much more sense.