Theres no random penis....THERES NO RANDOM PENIS! THE END TIMES HAVE BEGUN!!....unless I'm just missing it, that's possible too.

personman23 said:

....unless I'm just missing it, that's possible too.

"COCKcola"

Still, the classic "a cat is fine too".

"Y'all need to leave me the hell alone, what I'm doing is improving the relationship between me and my cat!" -Anonymous

This has a very Mars Attacks feel to it