Samus Aran: Hey, wanna bang? Doom Slayer: Uh? Samus Aran: We would make beautiful, badass, overpowered children. Doom Slayer: Making kids will not kill demons. Samus Aran: Well, no, but they would kill a ton of demons- Doom Slayer: *rip and tear their armors off before tackling Samus on the bed* Shit, woman, that's all you have to say!
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