How many of us would consider this an absolute win?

Might not get "Ara Ara'd" but now gets to "Ara Ara".

Why experience the ara ara~ when you can provide the ara ara~?

Wait...does this mean that Santa somehow performed a trans surgery on him in the middle of the night while he was sleeping?!

Holy fug, that must have been messy. And...hard to think about. Jesus Christ how horrifying.

If I was this kid and would see this as absolute win and the best Christmas ever.