Cutest representation of jerkin' it I've ever seen.
At this rate, master will become...How the 'ell did 'cha know?Kyaa~Since I was with you all the time,I was happy that you patted my head... It felt like I'm being cherishedEh? Well...Everyone does that himself too.Master has been watching perverse videos with *censored* in them every night...like I'm sitting on your lap...But... This cannot go on. At this rate, master will become a useless person.Please don't say it's useless.