You are a terrible influence on that girl...

... Gloria.

You can't tell me there's a scotsman alive who doesn't know that gesture.

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Saladofstones said:

You can't tell me there's a scotsman alive who doesn't know that gesture.

"Gloria! You've got help me--Yamper ran away! Please help me catch him."

"Hmm. D'ye hae enna animal fat?"

"What?!"

"Do ye have any animal fat!"

"... I think I might have some lard in the kitchen?"

"Then grease me up, woman! There's nae a Pokémon alive tha' can ou'run a greased Scotswoman."

Gloria, stop corrupting innocent girls.

zgryphon said:

"Gloria! You've got help me--Yamper ran away! Please help me catch him."

"Hmm. D'ye hae enna animal fat?"

"What?!"

"Do ye have any animal fat!"

"... I think I might have some lard in the kitchen?"

"Then grease me up, woman! There's nae a Pokémon alive tha' can ou'run a greased Scotswoman."

I understood that reference

The good news: I chose the male character option instead of this psychopath.

The bad news: I named and styled him after Goro Akechi.

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