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SHIT!DAAAAAAAH~!! I LOST!DUFUFUFUFUFUFU!BBA spam is too weak, lol. This is the chronicle of my victory, lol....What is it?Now then... As promised.You... Just what do you want me to do?Please autograph my t-shirt.You've got a pretty big back, huh.The loser must do anything the winner says...