1867 America: “Hey Russia, can buy Alaska from you?”
Russia: “Uhh sure but there’s not much up there.”
Americans: “Seward why did you buy an icebox?”
1899 Gold found near Nome.
Russia: “Huh, well shoot.”
1902 Felix Pedro: “Hey guys I found more gold over here.”
Russia: “Oh come on. Well hopefully that’s the last big economic discovery.”
1955 Uranium deposits discovered.
Soviets: “дерьмо.”
1959 Natural Gas found.
Soviets: “...”
1968 Huge oil fields discovered.
Soviets: furious Russian swearing
THE SHOW'S OVERIs that an anti-Abyssal fleet missile?Ku-ku-ku!Let's go, Comrades!Currently hereabouts.Pacific OceanMAPLEAMERICAFarewell!!Now I'll be able to give those accursed Shipgirls the beating of their lives..!ALASKA
All the names are in Hiragana, meaning you could say Arasuka, Meipuru and Amerika instead.And build a Soviet UnionMISSILE BASE!!VWRAAAAGH!Thanks to my remodelling, I've obtained even more power...!KUHAHAH-And then we'll grant it independence as a Socialist Republic,We shall free these Aleutian islands from the yoke of the Abyssal fleet!She's pretty into this, isn't she.The Doomsday Clock's gonna advance.