Anybody who isn't professionally trained going up against someone who is will be bound to lose little one.
Another round!Story/Art: ToucailaoOh, you came again, Ning Hai.Shut up, stupid Ping Hai!
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Yat-sen EditionThat's right! I seek my vengeance today!Damn!Checkmate. You lose.Checkmate. You moved your piece when I was not looking, didn't you?Another round!Yat-sen won only because she remembers my habits! If I had a second opponent...Wipe your mouth already!Owww, that felt good...by the way, checkmate....I give up.Big sister is really bad at chess!Ugh...Oh my, isn't this oriental chess?Have at you then!Gotcha!I know the rules!Absolute skewer! You lose!
I used chess terminology of a similar tactic, since there is no official English translation for this Chinese chess term.
In this attack, an enemy piece threatens both Jiang(equivalent to King in chess) and Ju(equivalent to Rook in chess). The threatened player must sacrifice Ju, or risk checkmate.
SlapHahaha, like I said, you are really bad at chess!Even if they are all idiots, an aristocrat idiot is still stronger!Petrifiedwas actually professionally trained on all entertainment activities...All hail the brand new master of chess!My mistress...It's better to lose to Yat-sen...