I am also the idol of the fleet~!No price increase!No price increase!No price increase!Story/Art: ToucailaoAwesome
EliteUnicorn!!!Unicorn!!!...No worries!
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Get me with your first purchase of premium currency!Extremely rare super aircraft carrier Sara-Unicorn!!!Sara-chan is not just a battle crazed fighter!Fertilizer of the world~!
This is a reference to the famous Chinese fertilizer hoax brand Jin Ke La(Lit. Golden Soil Chunks).
Jin Ke La went viral as a meme due to its extremely exaggerated advertisement, alongside with its hilariously so-bad-it's-good TV commercial series.
According to these commercials, Jin Ke La is a fertilizer that can help rice crops to absorb nutrients 6.5 feet undergournd (while ordinary rice crop root is only half the length), and also boost the harvest of wheat to the jaw dropping amount of 13500kg per acre (while the realistic harvest is about 4500-6000kg per acre). Jin Ke La's alledged "creator" is a person called Count William and is alledgedly being treated like US president whereever he goes, and the secret of Jin Ke La is as worthy as the nuclear weapon formula.
San Diego is apprently where Jin Ke La's headquarter is located, and the commercials will also spefically announce that the company is based in "United States, San Diego" in the end. Only that San Diego is not spelled in English as "San Diego", but in Pinyin "SHENGDIYAGE" instead.
As you can imagine, people found this extremely amusing, everything have to do with the actual San Diego is now pretty much bound with this meme now.
Why wasn't Unicorn the first purchase reward on CN server?I'll get my first special retrofit on 1 year anniversary!Magical girlNo price increase!Very Awesome
Super RareI will become the focused center of all......attention...The power of Ironblood~The new hot stream is magical girl! I'll go with tha-IZ DA BEST IN DA VORLD~~~!!Screw this! I had enough!No more idol appeal from me!Fantasy settingLoli ballsI want to fly, fly even higher.
Lyric of Wang Feng's Flying Higher.
My wings create storm, and my mind roars out loud.
Lyric of Wang Feng's Flying Higher.
Fight on.
This is famous Chinese singer Wang Feng. Wang enjoys quite some fame in showbiz, but he is famous on internet for entirely different memetic reason.
Wang apparently has some worst luck of all time. There were quite a few occassions where he was making an announcement for either a new CD or a live event on social media, and some breaking entertainment news happened and completely robbed him his exposure. These news are usually explosive in nature, so not even the power of money can get Wang his headline back.
People poke fun on these continuous misfortunes, even Wang sometimes does some tongue-in-check references to his terrible luck.
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