Passed one of these at an Arby's on my way through Alabama. "The Meat Mountain". It filled me with deep apprehension for the destiny of the country.

Welcome home, Abby.

As you can see, we've gotten over the whole "puritan moderation in all things" since you left.

And she thought she saw some weird shit with the old ones.

Answer: you divide it into two hamburg steaks and one hamburger, and eat those separately.