this is the kind of snake you'd like to find in the barn

Hm. Imagine this in 3D. I don't think the boobs, coif and er... harpoon wound... would make it any less frightening. I might wet my pants, but a stiffy would not be forthcoming.

In fact, the placement and proposed employment of that orifice reminds me of something unpleasant I read in a Clive Barker novel.

I'd hit that

Garizard said:
I'd hit that

Fuck yea, seaking.

gladwort said:
Hm. Imagine this in 3D. I don't think the boobs, coif and er... harpoon wound... would make it any less frightening. I might wet my pants, but a stiffy would not be forthcoming.

Well, there is the human instinct to think about. Who knows? If this was real, it would eventually happen.