It's natural for a dwarf to bang an anvil.

Why isn't this tagged shota when they are like 1000s years apart? :P

Death_Usagi said:

Why isn't this tagged shota when they are like 1000s years apart? :P

That's more like Age gap

And he's married

"...and this is the character concept for my awesome cool new dwelf PC!"

"...Fine, I let you play your special snowflake if you can find balanced stats for one. I know they are in the (Forgotten Realms) lore, but I don't think their statblocks are published anywhere. You can, I dunno, homebrew one up, but you only get one chance at convincing me, no retries."