"...and this is the character concept for my awesome cool new dwelf PC!"
"...Fine, I let you play your special snowflake if you can find balanced stats for one. I know they are in the (Forgotten Realms) lore, but I don't think their statblocks are published anywhere. You can, I dunno, homebrew one up, but you only get one chance at convincing me, no retries."
Last night I had a drinking contest with long-ears and after I won I don't remember... what I...How could this happen...*Snooze*