Who hasn't dreamed about an adult Annie skin? Here's my concept for the dark child all grown up:
Grannie

Q: Grannie hurls a [HARD CARAMEL CANDY] at one enemy.
W: Grannie releases a cone of [BREADCRUMBS] in the target direction.
E: Grannie wraps herself and Tibbers in a [RING OF OLD TISSUES], reducing damage taken.
R: Tibbers wields a rolled up newspaper to chase you off his lawn.