I remember the parable of "The Scorpion and the Frog." The whole notion of having to resist looking either up or down, even when constantly given impetus to do so against one's own better judgement makes the frog in the fourth panel amusing to me.
*Pant**Pant*Ah, puddles would reflect so I must ask you not to look down either, please.Finally made it home...I can only look forward.You seem very distressed. Are you a virgin?After all the trouble of hiding from the rain you ended up covered in blood anyway.I'm not letting myself get killed over an urge.
Please, just be quiet.This is torture...
Did I do anything to deserve this...Because of you.Shut up.*Sigh*...
I guess I should at least thank you, but I'm never using you again.If you want to see that badly then I wouldn't mind letting you.
But I will eat you.Thank you for your patronage.Later