Could this be a parody of "Mercury and the Woodman"? (or where ever the story came from first)
Is there a tag for this?

Yes, and maybe but I can't find it.

There's also post #14360 and a few others.

honest_axe?

See now that's just not nice...

yotta flare, that is 9 orders of magnitude greater than peta flare. Those girls have no chance.

And everybody say... Yotta!