Translation taken from here. Credit goes to Ogawaa.
I'm willing to bet that Gramps is going to kill harass Edmond after this.
KUHAHAHAHA!!And I made the cigarette with choco and dry ice!Nope.You can eat it, aside from the tip.You want one, Edmond?Listen to me, Gramps!This is just chocolate!!So that's why you borrowed my hat.Contractor...What is it, Gramps...Edmond, look!I didn't ask.WHA-WH-NO, WAIT!Yup!WHY...TOBACCO...!?