okay, halfway through I realized there already was a translation -_-. Well, I skipped the Ehh~s and Ah~s anyway...
You don't actually try to...?!Eh?! Eeh?!Put your dirty thing back...what?Eeeehh!!Wait!
Kyaa, hey you bastard!!
What are you looking at?...Ah, stop it!Look, Hario~Kyaa