MArisa's final thought makes this 1000x funnier. And it was already hilarious to begin with.
Reimu...... could it be that you... about me...I'm a genius!!Inaba Finance
Subprime Loans
Lax Requirements - Low Interest
※In the event of defaulting on payment,
the real estate foreclosure will...
→Well, just prepare yourself.
Credit collection agency: EienteiYeah, this is good.I'll eat lots of food...... and I want some new clothes!Pay it back before the deadline!Where is the shrine maiden?!I know! I'll take out a mortgage on the shrine and borrow some money!My purse is so full......If I don't hurry and escape, things will be bad............Sympathize with me, you idiot.Uh...... ah...... ahh....... OK, Reimu.Marisa...... I want to see the ocean...... Take me to the ocean.Huh......? But there's no ocean in Gensokyo......