Smaller UMP: You don't understand, they don't care about us! They care about our boobs! Those of us with small breasts don't get love, we are only here to be used and then thrown away!
Shorty: Not all humans are like that. There are those who love small breasts too! There are even those who like butts, legs, or even feet! You actually love humans right? That is why you are here, you felt the commander was going to abandon you because of your boobs, but not all commanders are like that.
Flat UMP: You LIE! You're just like the rest of them! They OATH us but they only want the stat boosts! But no more. Now I'm in charge, and I'm going to fix this world, one inflated boob at a time...
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