commandante <3

chaosrealm93 said:

commandante <3

Richelieu is hotter.

Jarlath said:

Richelieu is hotter.

nahh, #TeamColgate all the way :D

Then if you gents don't mind, I'll be taking Akitsu-maru~

[Whoosh...]

RhythmicApogee said:

Then if you gents don't mind, I'll be taking Akitsu-maru~

[Whoosh...]

Unhand her good sir, for you have competition for the fair lady's hand!

RhythmicApogee said:

Then if you gents don't mind, I'll be taking Akitsu-maru~

[Whoosh...]

Boke wife pretty good, but I'm with Richelieu.

chaosrealm93 said:

nahh, #TeamColgate all the way :D

Incidentally, she's Aquafresh.

NegativeSoul said:

Unhand her good sir, for you have competition for the fair lady's hand!

Then we must settle this like civilized men...

[Fixes up non-existent uniform]

Jarlath said:

Incidentally, she's Aquafresh.

corr. #TeamToothpaste

:p

RhythmicApogee said:

Then we must settle this like civilized men...

[Fixes up non-existent uniform]

The competition is such... post #971878, I shall give the courtesy of allowing you to go first.

NegativeSoul said:

The competition is such... post #971878, I shall give the courtesy of allowing you to go first.

Then tie the bib you used to wear* as a toddler, for I shall serve first!~

please if you're going to take a French lady away, please leave a calling card

RhythmicApogee said:

Then tie the bib you used to wore as a toddler, for I shall serve first!~

Well I see you're starting off strong. Very well my opponent... ENGARDE!

NegativeSoul said:

Well I see you're starting off strong. Very well my opponent... ENGARDE!

Your culinary skills prove sharp, but I'm a cut above the rest! HAVE AT YOU!

RhythmicApogee said:

Your culinary skills prove sharp, but I'm a cut above the rest! HAVE AT YOU!

Egad! A powerful strike indeed. I suppose I shall have to up the ante. I SHALL SHOW NO QUARTER!

chaosrealm93 said:

corr. #TeamToothpaste

:p

Aquafresh

NegativeSoul said:

Egad! A powerful strike indeed. I suppose I shall have to up the ante. I SHALL SHOW NO QUARTER!

Impressive retort, my good man! However, the steaks... SHALL BE RAISED!

RhythmicApogee said:

Impressive retort, my good man! However, the steaks... SHALL BE RAISED!

You battle with much vigor for the fair maiden, but you will not "sandwich" me in. I WILL YIELD TO NO ONE!!!

NegativeSoul said:

You battle with much vigor for the fair maiden, but you will not "sandwich" me in. I WILL YIELD TO NO ONE!!!

Taking this duel to another dimension, I see? Then you can have your JUST DESSERTS!

RhythmicApogee said:

Taking this duel to another dimension, I see? Then you can have your JUST DESSERTS!

I must admit, I was not expecting such a worthy opponent. You've forced me to use my trump card. TAKE MY ULTIMATE STRIKE!!!

NegativeSoul said:

I must admit, I was not expecting such a worthy opponent. You've forced me to use my trump card. TAKE MY ULTIMATE STRIKE!!!

The feeling is mutual, my good chap! However! To accept such manly confectionaries requires one to have the palette needed... TO TASTE VICTORY!!!

RhythmicApogee said:

The feeling is mutual, my good chap! However! To accept such manly confectionaries requires one to have the palette needed... TO TASTE VICTORY!!!

Much respect old bean. With an adversary such as yourself this battle could go on for quite a while. So let's settle this over a nice cup of tea.

Dafuq happened in this comment section?

nonamethanks said:

Dafuq happened in this comment section?

Horny people fighting over whose waifu is the best?

Unbreakable said:

Horny people fighting over whose waifu is the best?

I think you mean "hungry".

NegativeSoul said:

Much respect old bean. With an adversary such as yourself this battle could go on for quite a while. So let's settle this over a nice cup of tea.

Most splendid, my good friend! A shame we have to hear from the peanut gallery, however.

RhythmicApogee said:

A shame we have to hear from the peanut gallery, however.

That's what happens when you start acting weird in public places.

OOZ662 said:

That's what happens when you start acting weird in public places.

Upvoted and re-quoted for moderator tsukkomi reply.

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Garrus said:

I think you mean "hungry".

There's a difference?

OOZ662 said:

That's what happens when you start acting weird in public places.

This is Danbooru, the definition of weirdness. If you're here then you're here for funny and weird.

nonamethanks said:

Dafuq happened in this comment section?

Welcome to the Internet my friend

*uses BFG 9000 on the entire comment section and spirits ALL THREE Girls away*

SEE YA LOSERS.