How the fuck would a skeleton rape a woman ? It has no genitals and no nerves of sensation.

Claverhouse said:

How the fuck would a skeleton rape a woman ? It has no genitals and no nerves of sensation.

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Claverhouse said:

How the fuck would a skeleton rape a woman ? It has no genitals and no nerves of sensation.

Shouldn't you start with "How the fuck can a skeleton move? It has no muscles" part?

He's a lich; so literally, magic.

I guess he could conjure up a magical bone too.

I guess it's safe to say that she...
*Puts on sunglasses*
...got boned.

Ithi said:

Shouldn't you start with "How the fuck can a skeleton move? It has no muscles" part?

One might accept for fantasy's sake a moving skeleton --- popular through the ages to affright the simple * --- but a dagger of air penetrates nothing.

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• My childhood fear of such ( I read 19th century ghost stories where they literally lurked at the foot of the bed ) vanished when I read they lose their tendons in the grave...

Claverhouse said:

How the fuck would a skeleton rape a woman ? It has no genitals and no nerves of sensation.

i'd like to point out you can't rape the willing

OMGkillitwithfire said:

I guess it's safe to say that she...
*Puts on sunglasses*
...got boned.

Good one. That tickled my funny bone.

OMGkillitwithfire said:

I guess it's safe to say that she...
*Puts on sunglasses*
...got boned.

Well aren't you the humerus one. Had to be done.