"The city was almost completely destroyed and SV-98 was cut off from any reinforcement. The enemy is approaching and SV-98 don't have enough ammo to defend herself. She starts to cry in panic. When the enemies arrived, a giant piece of metal smashed them, creating a carpet of blood and crushed guts. As she looked up, a giant mecha have appeared from nothing. He was so big that it was almost impossible to see his head. 3 starships arrived, bombing the enemy forces with plasma shots. The robot created a giant electric shield, which absorbed an inhuman amount of fire. From one of the destroyers, a small starship was arrived. A figure using a green jacket and brown pants appeared and headed onto SV-98 direction. The figure called her to be evacuated, which made SV-98 ask: Who are you? The figure answered: My name is Cpl. Carla Flyback and we have come here to help ya!
SV-98 started to run into the small ship direction, while the giant robot fired an uncountable number of ICBMs at the enemy. When SV-98 entered the transport ship, Carla followed, and the ship headed to one of the destroyers. We got 'ya, Carla said. While the ships entered in some kind of portal, the robot followed. She was taken to Inkopolis to an hospital"

Inkling_Leader said:

"The city was almost completely destroyed and SV-98 was cut off from any reinforcement. The enemy is approaching and SV-98 don't have enough ammo to defend herself. She starts to cry in panic. When the enemies arrived, a giant piece of metal smashed them, creating a carpet of blood and crushed guts. As she looked up, a giant mecha have appeared from nothing. He was so big that it was almost impossible to see his head. 3 starships arrived, bombing the enemy forces with plasma shots. The robot created a giant electric shield, which absorbed an inhuman amount of fire. From one of the destroyers, a small starship was arrived. A figure using a green jacket and brown pants appeared and headed onto SV-98 direction. The figure called her to be evacuated, which made SV-98 ask: Who are you? The figure answered: My name is Cpl. Carla Flyback and we have come here to help ya!
SV-98 started to run into the small ship direction, while the giant robot fired an uncountable number of ICBMs at the enemy. When SV-98 entered the transport ship, Carla followed, and the ship headed to one of the destroyers. We got 'ya, Carla said. While the ships entered in some kind of portal, the robot followed. She was taken to Inkopolis to an hospital"

@Inkling_Leader Um Look I'm not going to knock your imagination here. But while it's not explicitly against the rules roleplaying in the comment section is generally frowned upon.

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Also you don't use ICBMs at close range. Those are for hitting targets generally in an entirely different country then the sender at minimum.

Edit: Shit. Thought I hit no bump sorry about that.

cokerpilot said:

Also you don't use ICBMs at close range. Those are for hitting targets generally in an entirely different country then the sender at minimum.

Or for simply winning chess games.