Big Bang is definitely a MILF, considering all the kids she's had.

Wouldn't Earth-chan's mom be the previous incarnation of the sun that went supernova? Big Bang-san would be more like her great-grandmother. (Big Bang -> Milky Way -> FormerIncarnation!Sol -> Earth)

NWSiaCB said:

Wouldn't Earth-chan's mom be the previous incarnation of the sun that went supernova? Big Bang-san would be more like her great-grandmother. (Big Bang -> Milky Way -> FormerIncarnation!Sol -> Earth)

Actually, it'd be more like Great-Great-Great-Great.......Great-Grandmother.

It took an awful lot of death/rebirth cycles of stars involving lots of novas and supernovas to form the base elements that make up a portion of this planet.

I nearly fell from my chair with the last part

His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge to pull his dick from the dirt
And fuck the whole universe

NegativeSoul said:

Big Bang is definitely a MILF, considering all the kids she's had.

At one point I started to overthink this when I heard the words "Big Bang" and when I finally understood what it actually meant I think I grew several more chest hairs.

Needless to say, dumb 12-year old me would have just decided to check Google once his curiosity got the best of him and he would have been traumatized.

Shadman is a tremendous imbecile.

God only impregnated a virgin one time to incarnate Jesus. He didn’t do it just to get His rocks off. And He did it without fucking Mary because He didn’t want to turn Joseph (remember him?) into a cuck. Unlike Zeus, who would have turned himself into a bull or a swan with an oversized phallus and fucked a thousand virgins right in front of their lovers.

Also, the Almighty is old, yes, but He is also ageless and immortal. If He does happen to look old, He looks old in the same way a bodybuilder in his prime with silver hair looks old.

Shadman. The willful ignorance and arrogance of this man.