Rockhopper-san, come on... that pose is just LEWD! Crossing your eyes is especially a no-go... it's just silly. Jojo posing is MORE than just sensuality and strangeness, it's ORGASMIC CHARISMA.
Emperor-san, one of your two arms needs to do something else. I'm not feeling the majesty of your name when BOTH your arms are being used to support you. Don't bend over. Sit up straight and proud. You are the leader.
Good job, Royal-san. You've clearly been practicing poses a lot longer than the rest.
Gentoo-san, you're losing it. If the pose is unsustainable, do something else. Masculine majesty and grace is conveyed through stillness. Also, we need to see your face.
Humboldt-san... yeah, it's good. That pose will give Grape-kun peace.
What!?Could you show me more different poses?Amazing! You all look cool!...How about this?As you can see, we're having trouble coming up with a finishing pose.Princess looks cute even when she's troubled...!This... This won't do! We need something more aggressive...Why do I, Kars, have to-Come on! Just do it!Idols seem to have it tough!Hey you! That standing posture, you're pretty experienced, aren't you!?Mm?
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