The Admiral gives us yet another fine life lesson in how to make your girlfriend despise your guts.

She must've totally leaked out of horror and had to change into a pair of track pants.
Damn admiral, I know you like teasing Murakumo but you've gone too far this time.

Yeah, this isn't even remotely funny IMHO. Methinks ha akabouzu needs to find a new set of characters again for fresh material.

Now, important question: did he get aroused from the sound of her excretions?

And now she is being fed parfaits to make her soft and curvy (plump)

What not to do when seducing a woman.

Well, not pervert things this time (unless baseless speculations to make it look like so). Hurray for diversity (and not taking things too seriously).