Sewing a thighhigh to a leather strap bolted to a prosthetic shotgun leg ain't that hard. Successfully removing your own eye, with a paperclip, without getting any blood on your carpet, then proceeding to stop the bleeding from your optical nerve, with nothing but a a box of rolling papers, chapstick, a zippo and Sour Mash Whiskey...[/quote] Just to have a good excuse to wear an eyepatch and look like a genuine badass... If you get thrown into an asylum for that, you'll be the most feared man there, as doing this is much harder than sewing and bolting something to the stub which once was your leg, and you'll be the craziest fucker there.I know... I've done it...
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