This looks so wrong.

There needs to be a pool.. "What were they thinking?!?"

Just like Toq Oh's erection

He has a wife, you know.

Crain Brain's "unit"...

I had this Transformer as a toy

So... uh... the operator manning the crane is inadvertently stroking him off with those levers?

ezekill said:

So... uh... the operator manning the crane is inadvertently stroking him off with those levers?

What do you mean, "inadvertently?"

Schwing!

JHDX said:

I had this Transformer as a toy

Same.
It's actually a Go-Bot, but that's just getting into semantics.

I remember this being some trope's page image. I forgot which one.